Friday, 15 January 2010

ONE SENTENCE SERMONS...

* Be Fishers of Men.... You catch 'em, He'll clean 'em.

* A family altar can alter a family.

* A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

* Don't put a question mark where God put a PERIOD!

* Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.

* Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord!

* Forbidden fruits create many jams.

* Give God what's right, not what's left!

* Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.

* God doesn't call the qualified; He qualifies the called.

* God grades on the cross, not the curve.

* God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts."

* God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

* Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible!

* He who angers you, controls you!

* He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else.

* He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!

* Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.

* Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.

* Never give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive!

* Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.

* Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

* "Pray" is a four letter word that you can say anywhere.

* Prayer - Don't give God instructions - just report for duty!

* The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

* This Church is "Prayer Conditioned!"

* To be almost saved is to be totally lost.

* WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!

* Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does!

* We don't change the message; the message changes us.

* We set the sail; God makes the wind.

* We're too blessed to be depressed.

* Wisdom has two parts: 1) Having a lot to say. 2) Not saying it.


Be Blessed and Stay Blessed...

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